Monday, June 20, 2005

The jokes

This morning felt so dizzy as today is the first day of the week... MONDAY!!!! .
I read Reader's digest at the library. Just wanna share the jokes/quotations that I read today... Need your opinionlah..hehehe....

" A guy know he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days"
" The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest"
"Money wont buy friends but you get a better class of enemy"

How about this?
"When women menopause...the Men No Pause.... "

3 comments:

NSDS3HvLDjJd said...

It might sound a bit weird to native English speakers.

Anonymous said...

"A guy know he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days"

- not all guys love their car. dont really agree with this one hehe..

" The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest"

- true true.. just stick ur hand into the chest and grab the heart out. just like in the scary horror movies =p. better then the saying, the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach =p

"Money wont buy friends but you get a better class of enemy
- i guess its human nature. some dont really like the fact that others is wealthier. or maybe those wealthy one are stuck up therefore made more enemies by being that way. money isnt everything in today's world. i think in a way lah.



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hornbill said...

Thanks for your opinion. People might think in different ways.