I read a lot of articles about men (not saying that I'm crazy to know about them)... for my general knowledge only ma. I met them everyday... everywhere... even in a toilet (dont think dirty2....) There's one time i entered the wash room wrongly in Sibu Airport, on my way to climb the Mount Kinabalu. May be i was so excited... hish. Luckily nobody inside but when I went out, there's a man standing outside... his face a bit weird and keep on looking at the the door. Malunya....
There's 1001 types of man when talking to a woman....
Polite - very soft spoken...whispering
'Flower' - speak with a lot 'flowers' words especially if he wants to get close to that girl (geli to this type of man)
Rubbish - speak only rubbish
Straight to the point - doesn't care that girl's feeling
Shy - always smile, less talk and dont dare to look at that girl's eyes
Funny - lots of joke
Quiet - wants girl to speak more... good listener
Drunken - only tell the truth when he get drunk. I like to kacau this type of man. I'll only ask questions when this kind of person get drunk but I'm good in keeping people's secret. *would like to apologize to someone*
High spirit - very proactive... none stop talking..(the saliva always 'tersembur')
Sensitive - very sensitive when girls making fun of them... sometimes they'll cry... aiyah!!!
Special topic - this type of man only can talk with others in certain topics only eg. car, fish, football, music, OMEGA Trend, DXN, ELKEN, etc etc.... (got to know more about football to talk with someone or else that someone will just keep quiet the whole session)
...more.....more...
- listen first and only talk when needed
- dirty minded
- rude
- bla bla bla
What do you think? May be you can add some....
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, SABAH!!
7 years ago
6 comments:
hmm.. i talk about basically just anything under the sky with B. Whatever topic also can lah but enthusiasm gets multiplied by the hundreds if football is mentioned. *rolls eyes*
I also have to 'learn' football.esometimes even sleeping but teman him watch the live telecast. heheheh...serves me right for hating football before this...karma kot?
forgot to add...
heroic macho ass - when he just thinks that he's God's gift to women worldwide to solve all our problems..*yuck*
chris... do u think man will sacrifice their time teman woman to saloon?hehehe....
Hahhaa... well written :P
Your experience of entering the wrong loo is very amusing leh, kekkee...
I scare of those "high spirit" one leh.. sembur air liur only.. :P Better cabut fast fast before they start talking..
And those who can talk in certain particular topics only... Mmmm... boring lah, especially if u don't have interest in those topics but he still continues dragging on...
Yaloh... malu also but make donno. Act like nothing happen. Kihkihkih...
btw, talking with those with particular topic only also can upgrade your knowledge... i have to think positively... hehehe....
teman go saloon? ... hmm.. i think it's possible with *ahem* the right techniques... hehehe
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